There are a lot of bullies in this world. Mostly because there are a lot of nerds that need to be bullied. This Buzz of the Week delves deep into the world of jerks and nerds. Ok, let’s get this thing over with so I can go back to stuffing freshmen in lockers.
+ Not sure what kind of a loser convention this kid is at, but it’s clear he spent a lot of time perfecting real life QWOP. NERD.
+ Fact: Female angler fish are huge assholes. BULLY.
+ Bill Gates is investing to reinvent the toilet. Hope he doesn’t spend a shitload of money. Better not be money down the toilet. Think he’ll piss away his investment? Alright, that’s enough. Anyway, NERD.
+ 4chan gave Mountain Dew a metaphorical wedgie when it hilariously hijacked a crowdsourced naming promotion. CAN’T DECIDE IF NERD OR BULLY.
+ Here’s a 1995 PSA about the internet. Man, being a bully in 1995 would have been easy pickin’s. NERD.
+ This kid poured his heart out to the girl he loves with a music video. Let’s beat him up! NERD.
+ Finally, here’s 19 seconds of the biggest asshole in the world: the cat. BULLY.
Welcome back to school, dweebs. Now give me your lunch money and get lost.