Hi, boys and girls. Grab your blanky and a chocolate milk, sit down and zip your lip. We’re kickin’ this Buzz of the Week childhood memories style.
+ Remember when you were a kid and you dreamed of being an astronaut? Well, this might be a long shot, but I’m guessing it didn’t work out for you. At least now you can pretend to know what it’s like to be on Mars. Spoiler alert: It looks boring.
+ Speaking of shattered childhood dreams, this guy’s plan didn’t quite come together either. Shouldn’t have waited so long to put your writing skills and creativity to good use, pal. (UPDATE: We offered him a job as the new Buzz of the Week writer.)
+ You know what, sometimes dreams do come true. I’m sure I was one of millions of kids that asked Santa for the iSaw USB chainsaw for Christmas every year, right?
+ Aaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnddddddd spaghetti is forever ruined for me. Thanks a lot, Ragu.
+ Somebody doesn’t want you to forget your favorite childhood wrestlers’ signature moves. Don’t worry, we could never forget the Rude Awakening.
+ While we’re on the subject of wrestling, it sure has changed since the good old days of WWF. I don’t remember guys like Andre the Giant and the Junkyard Dog doing this kind of move. I’m not sure anybody really wins a match that ends like that.
Nap time’s over. Get back to work.